"Man, what the heck did you eat last night? It doesn't look like it settled well in your stomach."
-I kinda was like "huh?"
"Was it some sort of Mexican? A burger? It just doesn't look good. What did you eat so I don't eat it?"
-I kinda started laughing cuz I figured out what he was talking about.
"Really, what the heck did you eat last night? Burgers? Fries? Pizza? A burrito? What kind of food does that to your stomach! What the heck was it cuz I don't want that happening to me!!"
"Haha, you know, I don't even know. I keep asking myself that."
And I died laughing. I thought it was clever and quite hilarious. I wish I would've caught on sooner so I could make a witty comeback.
p.s. this is also the edited version to be rated G.
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